This year wasn't great So here are some dumb haikus To help ease the pain
Ziggy played guitar And two days after Blackstar The whole world mourned him
Einstein was totes right Gravitational waves found Rippling in space-time
In South Korea Google’s DeepMind shocked the world By winning a game
Apple’s shiny things Emboldened by pink MacBook Or is it rose gold?
Mossack Fonseca The world's biggest data leak C’ya Gunnlaugsson
The whole world could be Trapped in an alien zoo Which explains Brexit
Hey, Pokemon Go Someone got stuck up a tree Catching a Pidgey
Apple’s big tax bill For “illegal” Irish aid Made Tim Cook splutter
Facebook’s editors Block historic war photo Blame nude genitals
The Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Bob Dylan That happened this month
Donald Trump’s shock win Sent the world into a spin Cos he’s a fascist
Your face like a butt Both hairless and attractive Because chimpanzees
This article was originally published by WIRED UK
