About two months ago, on a solo afternoon where I didn't feel like being alone, I lured my buddy Ted over for dinner with some lovely, high-end pork chops. Ted loves a good meal and is Homer Simpson-esque in his appreciation of well-prepared meat.
I was testing a new $399 sous vide machine called the Mellow, a sort of space-age aquarium with sharp lines, app control, and the ability to both keep food cold then cook it, all in the same tub of water—a modern spin on the set-it-and-forget-it slow cooker. I dropped the bagged chops in the water bath in the afternoon, and the Mellow cooled them until it was time for the cooking to begin two hours later. At that point, it heated the sous vide bath and had them ready for a quick sear right at dinner time. Ted didn't disappoint either, tearing into the perfect medium-rare chops with zeal.
Among the "busy people" throughlines of Mellow's homepage video, one of the stories shows a dad hopeless enough to be feeding his grade-schooler some sort of microwave meal, selling it with that "lips-kissing-fingertips" gesture, before graduating to a Mellow-made dinner for the smiling tyke.

