Most of us cyclists would prefer to be pedaling switchbacks up a mountain road with a real Tyrrhenian Sea breeze boosting us from the backside. Of course, the current pandemic makes such outings impossible. We can all hope that one day soon we may be able to feel the fresh air of the Italian countryside, or wherever you happen to ride. Until then, however, the next best thrill is to hop on Garmin’s Tacx Neo 2T smart trainer.
For cyclists, smart trainers rank right up there with toilet paper on the list of “must haves” during a quarantine. These machines ease stress and encourage aerobic fitness. The terrible beauty of smart trainers, however, is they are sophisticated entities that must simultaneously do four things: seamlessly attach to your own bike; communicate with other smart devices in order to give accurate readings of measurements like heart rate and wattage; integrate in real time with a riding platform that’s an accurate facsimile of outdoor riding (added bonus if it’s also entertaining); and do all these things quietly enough to avoid driving your housemates so crazy they come after you with their bread-dough rolling pin. If the trainer is too loud or too glitchy or too cumbersome, you can kiss your precious kid-, partner- and work-free hour of cathartic sweating goodbye.


