Review: Apple HomePod Mini

I was ridiculously excited to review the HomePod mini, Apple’s latest small smart speaker. I pestered my colleagues about it for weeks, in a completely nonchalant and not-at-all annoying way. Just like how it's hard to review a kid product honestly without having a kid or two to test it on, it's also hard to review an Apple product if you're not already a ride-or-die Apple fan. Luckily, I am one.

As senior editor Michael Calore noted in his review of the first HomePod, Apple products are just not meant for everyone. They’re meant for us, the dedicated members of the Apple clan who are writing reviews on our MacBooks Pro and checking Slack on our iPhones, recording step counts on our Apple Watches while listening to Apple Music on AirPods, before turning on Paw Patrol on the Apple TV.

I'm an Apple fan, and I've also been in a long and dispiriting battle with the Sonos app that controls my ancient Sonos speakers. The HomePod mini seemed like the easiest way to switch to an all-Apple streaming setup and also a most natural addition to my smart home. It is, kind of. At $99, it's certainly more accessible than other premium Apple products, and it is useful not only for listening to music but also for talking to Siri and for interacting with my other devices. But—aahh!—it just doesn’t sound very good. Lord help me, I wish it did.

There are touch controls built into the animated display on top.

Photograph: Apple

The HomePod mini is 3.3 inches tall, with a flat touchscreen on top that flickers and glows when you touch it or speak Siri's wake words. The speaker is not portable—there's no battery inside, and it comes with a six-foot-long USB-C cord attached. I found that length adequate, but it's a little annoying that the cord can't be unplugged or replaced, so you can't switch it out for longer or shorter cables depending on where you want to put it. That's because it's not meant to be your home centerpiece. That's what the earlier, and more expensive, HomePod is for.

Like the new Amazon Echo Dot, the HomePod mini is a convenient little softball that can be set up almost anywhere. The audio design basically mimics that of the HomePod but on a slightly smaller scale—hidden inside are a woofer, a pair of passive radiators, and four microphones. A lot of audio engineering went into the HomePod mini, but even with Apple's signature space-gray mesh fabric wrapper, it's not obvious from the outside. In fact, with its largely spherical shape and small size, it looks almost exactly like the fourth-generation Echo Dot for Kids in my kids’ room, just without that orb's tiger face. And while the HomePod has the A8 processor that Apple used to use in iPhones, the HomePod Mini uses the same S5 chip found in the Apple Watch Series 5 and SE.

Of those four microphones inside, one faces inward in order to isolate the sounds from inside the speaker and help the HomePod listen for your commands while something is playing. The microphones also measures the sound waves bouncing around it so the HomePod mini can keep its output clear and precise no matter where you put it. That's a useful attribute considering a speaker this small is liable to end up on a bedside table or kitchen counter, where it will inevitably get books or sunglasses piled around it.

Apple sent me two tester HomePod minis. I put one on my bedside table and one on my kitchen counter, naturally. You can play different songs on different speakers, but two HomePods can also be placed in a single room and run as a stereo pair. You can also connect two of them to your Apple TV to provide a stereo soundtrack for whatever you're watching.

Apple products are designed to be used by Apple people. Because I move in an Apple universe like Ariel under the sea, the HomePod minis were remarkably easy to set up and incorporate into my life. I often discovered features on the HomePod mini by accident. For example, one afternoon, I walked into the house with my family after we had all gotten out of the car. I put my phone next to the HomePod mini while But Why? was still playing. The podcast transferred itself to the speaker automatically.

I also enabled Personal Requests in the Home app on my iPhone to help me find all my other Apple gear strewn around my house. I could shout, “Hey Siri, where’s my iPhone?” and listen for the ding as I struggled to get my boots or coat on to walk my dog or get my kids to the car.

Siri could hear me unnervingly well. Every evening, when my husband comes home from work the house erupts into cacophony. Over the ruckus of music playing, sausages popping on the stove, dog barking, and kids shouting, the HomePod mini was still able to hear me yell, “Hey Siri, please stop!” to turn the music off.

I could walk out on my deck and ask Siri to play Enrique Iglesias while munching on chickpea puffs while looking at my yard, and it would still obey my request. I do have to note, however, that the glow of the HomePod mini's touchscreen is a little more difficult to read than the ring around the bottom of an Echo Dot. I won't stick the HomePod mini on a high shelf, because I want to see that reassuring flicker that tells me it's hearing me.

Because I’m an Apple Music subscriber and listen to podcasts with Apple Podcasts, it was remarkably easy to play all my content. I could walk into the bathroom across the hall from my bedroom and catch up on the the latest episode of my fave Forever35. Apple Music knows all my music preferences and quickly put on my favorite Liz Phair and Aimee Mann songs when requested. Support for other services, like Pandora and Amazon Music, will be coming soon.

The speaker works with all these things.

Photograph: Apple

However—and this is a big however—I found the sound to be disappointing. Calore noted that the HomePod sounded amazing, and I was expecting similarly great audio performance. And for such a small speaker, it is surprisingly loud. The bass is resonant and impactful.

But the upper registers—even with normal speaking voices, not even singing ones—are noticeably more fuzzy and dull than the fourth-generation Echo Dot. It's not a substitute for the older Sonos speaker in my kitchen. Every plosive and fricative consonant hisses in my podcasts. Let’s not even get into how it butchered Mariah Carey.

The difference between being part of the Apple universe or not is like having a bridal party that either bickers or are best friends. It's not necessarily a problem if none of your devices get along, but it makes things so much easier if they can communicate among themselves. Yes, I can find an Alexa skill that helps me find my iPhone, but it's not as easy as having Apple engineers do it for me.

Only an Apple person who is soaking in Apple products truly understands the spark of surprise and joy from small discoveries, like starting my daughter's meditation app on her iPod touch, putting it on my bedside table, and then realizing that it automatically transferred to the HomePod mini. So let's be honest: The HomePod mini would have to be a real stinker to outweigh all its sheer convenience, and I don't think it is.

But even I have to admit that for everyone else there are plenty of other small smart speakers that are more affordable, sound better, and look almost the same. Alexa and Google Assistant are still a lot smarter than Siri. If we're eating breakfast and I idly ask Siri what a capybara is, she sends the results as a web search to my phone. Siri, why not just tell me it's a giant rodent? Alexa can, and does.

Still, if you're also an Apple user, it is a pretty fun and convenient thing to have by your door or on your bedside table. I wouldn't recommend the HomePod mini as the centerpiece of your home audio system, and yes, it's pricier than an Echo Dot, but can you plop your phone next to an Echo Dot and have it automatically transfer the audio to your speaker for you? No, you can't. Good luck to the rest of you. I'll be here in Apple Land, where everything is seamless, shiny, and chrome.

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