Some hapless guy wigging out about #Grusk

*Normally I don't amplify gossip from celebrity romances ('cause I wouldn't want that done to myself), but this pair are so attuned to social media that they must be giggling over the grand gsuccess of their liaison in making gossip-addicts jump right out of their skins.

"Grusk" being "Grimes + Elon Musk" of course

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...they wanted to troll a certain class of hyperconnected, gossip-addicted, meme-crazed goobers? Funny how a supposed mismatch of famous partners deactivates our skepticism toward its carefully engineered unveiling. But I’m not in the state of shocked denial so many observers have articulated. Au contraire, I disregard the mystery of platonic friendship vs. sex frenzy to note that either way, they are in cahoots — united by some secret purpose against a roiling mass consciousness that cannot handle the fact of their mere proximity. I do not trust them....