Showtime: KAMLI - Full Song - DHOOM:3 - Katrina Kaif

*The studio is boasting today that the item number here has gotten fifty million views.

*That's some seriously eccentric Bollywood choreography. It's like a mash-up of standard Bollywood sex-bomb "oomph" with parkour and tae kwon do. Katrina Kaif will never be Madhuri Dixit, but she's sure not afraid to hit the gym. Motorcycles, aqualung diving, hey, Katrina is up for it.

*These DHOOM vehicles are cheesy exploitation flicks, but they've made a mint. By contrast, all the Bolly pros are agreeing that the new "Bombay Velvet" movie is a cinematic masterpiece, and now they're anxiously waiting to see if anybody in the population will actually go and see it.

*I mean, hey, I will, but it's not like I support a subcontinental entertainment industry all by myself.