Do Apple's AirPods sound great? Not really. But they're about way more than playing music.
Let's just get all the fun comparisons out of the way up top. Wearing AirPods is like wearing a toothbrush in your ear. No, it's like your earbuds are melting down the side of your face. They look like tiny hair dryers! Tiny candy canes! Tiny bean sprouts! Tiny golf clubs!
In truth, AirPods look like... Bluetooth headsets. In fact, they look like the Bluetooth headset Apple made for the original iPhone back in 2007. If you follow Apple's design philosophy of making things thinner, simpler, rounder, and whiter over time, you could easily get from that to these in nine years.
If you'd prefer something a little more contemporaneous, they also look exactly like Apple's wired EarPod headphones, minus the cable. Whether that's weird or bad is up to you. I say they look both weird and bad.
Looks aren't everything, though, and the fact is AirPods look the way they do because of their most important feature: they have no wires. There's nothing to break or tangle, nothing to plug in, nothing to get caught on a stranger's backpack on the train every freaking day. Just sweet aural freedom. Sure, you might lose them, but that's a you problem, not a headphones problem.
The AirPods sit fine in my ears, actually better than the EarPods. They even stayed in while I ran. The battery lasts a little longer than the five hours advertised. In the six days I've had them, I've only had to charge them one time.
The oddest thing about the AirPods isn't how they look; it's that Apple's evidently not all that concerned with how they sound. Your $159 doesn't buy you any better audio than you'll get from the EarPods that come free in the box with your iPhone. I mean, look: they sound fine. Statistically, most people are fine with the EarPods, and they'll be fine with the AirPods too. But if you've ever purchased a pair of headphones that cost more than $50, I'd bet they sound better than the AirPods. If you've spent more than $100, they definitely do.
So what's that premium pricing going toward, aside from no strings attached? For one, the microphone is fantastic. The dual-mic setup, along with Apple's clever noise-cancelling tech that uses subtle vibrations to know you're speaking, makes for one of the clearest remote-input devices I've ever used. Good riddance to Siri never hearing you, and to holding your headphone cable a quarter-inch from your mouth while you walk and talk.

