Playing Pokemon Go? You Need the Right Gear

Depending on your phone, that Charmadonder or Mabberblang will flat-out disappear if you wear polarized shades and tilt the screen sideways. These Ray-Ban Justin frames will have you lookin’ all Tom Cruise on the prowl, and you can get ‘em with non-polarized lenses.

Hydration is your most important weapon on the hunt. Hydro Flask's 21-ounce stainless-steel vacuum-insulated canteen keeps your water---and you---cool for a full day’s trackin’. Bonus: You can probably pour that water on the ground to attract a Magikarp.

The thrill of the hunt is often accompanied by the singe of the skin. Apply some Banana Boat Spray-On Sunscreen.

Can’t very well operate a mobile phone with sunblock-slick hands full of flasks, snacks, and whatnot. Stick it all in this TimBuk2 Messenger Bag, which also fits a laptop, a water bottle, and up to five squirrels.

Your fake-monster pursuit could take you anywhere: Ravines, junkyards, speed-bump factories, you name it. A Ko-X All-Terrain Electric Smart Scooter can handle any terrain.

A full Stanley Flask will keep you warm and loose on the hunt.

Hey, it's a party. The Summit Vapium is rugged, so it's waterproof in case you drop it in the river, and it's protected against drops when you slam into a stranger on the sidewalk.

Japanese game? Japanese snacks!

You will need this when you get robbed.

A nice roller is good to have when you get home and have sore legs.

In case you get laid.