24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper

The biggest problem with the hard to drive, easy to spin Viper has always been the person who said “I want that car, and I’m gonna drive it to work.”

Some cars wear the word “awesome” like handed-down varsity jackets; the Dodge Viper deserves it. It was best bad idea Chrysler president-emiritus Bob Lutz ever had. The first one made 400 horsepower, and current models crank out nearly 650. For 25 years, Vipers got you Ferrari power for BMW 5-series money. Difficult to drive and easy to spin, the Viper has been setting off car alarms since 1992, and now it is dead. Obsolete and discontinued, with just five special editions left to seal the crypt. Amidst the office sobbing, a bell-clear voice of reason: “Thank god.”

The biggest problem with the Viper has always been the person who said “I want that car, and I’m gonna drive it to work.” On the track: giddy up. On public roads? Sweet Saint Frances of Rome, no. We can think of any number of unearthly disasters we’d rather encounter on the highway than a Dodge Viper. Here are 24.

A Hoverboard
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
Racing Penny Farthing Bicycles
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Clampetts' Car
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
A Tank
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Animal House Parade Float
Boston Dynamics' Atlas Robot
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Bus From Speed
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
Wile E. Coyote on Rocket-Powered Roller Skates
An AT-AT
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
Voltron
Drogon
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
He-Man's Battle Cat
A SpaceX Rocket Trying to Land on a Robot Boat
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
A Runaway Ferris Wheel
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Blob
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Pamplona Bulls
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
Sharknado
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
Imperator Furiosa's War Rig
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
David Blaine in a Glass Cage
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Mechanical Spider From Wild Wild West
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Panjandrum
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The City-Destroying Spaceship From Independence Day
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper
The Scottish Army in Braveheart
24 Vehicles We'd Rather Meet in Traffic Than a Dodge Viper