Thank our lucky stars, it's Oscar season! (See what we did there?) What other time of year could you look forward to seeing Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, James McAvoy, Mark Ruffalo, Jessica Chastain, Chris Hemsworth, and Gwyneth Paltrow all on your TV in the same week? OK so Mordecai isn't exactly a trophy-chaser, but G.Pal is always a party. And we're in double luck this week, with a special appearance being made by Sir Pat Stew on Jimmy Kimmel Live! This isn't going to make us forgive you for the horrendous Oscar nominations you put out yesterday, Hollywood, but it will at least distract from the mind-breaking confusion for a few minutes.
Macklemore fits right in amidst the muppets of Sesame Street. Maybe a little too easily. Wait… Is Macklemore a muppet?!
Mark Ruffalo reacts the 100 percent correct way when Meryl Streep graces him with a kiss. (But to prove she's human, watch her giggle over James McAvoy's excessive charm, just the like rest of us.)
Oh, Gwynie. You so crazy! Also, bold nude jumpsuit, girlfriend. Way to do you.
If you haven't heard of A Most Violent Year, it's probably because the movie's biggest star hasn't been allowed to talk about it much until now. That probably hurt her chances big time in the Academy Awards race, as evidenced by her lack of nomination despite an outstanding performance in the movie. Here you can see Immaculate Chastain talk about cleaning houses while being generally flawless. You got the Oscar nod in our hearts, Jess.
Just one of the great actresses of our time talking about a tragic medical issue with one very earnest Jon Stewart.
Um, BRB guys.
Yaaassss Broad City is back!
If Sir Patrick Stewart wants to talk to us for the duration of a trans-Atlantic flight, spill food on our laps, or—especially—crawl all over us, he is more than welcome any time. He can even kick the seat if he scream laughs and narrates the experience of his Tyler Perry movie the entire time.
You just got told by Taraji P. Henson. Your argument is invalid.
Lily is Lizbo (yup!) the Clown, "The Asian for any occasion!" Just let that sink in.
And now for something completely different: Professor X and The Hulk riding unicycles.
