At one time or another, we've all been forced to bear witness to public arguments between couples that turn far too private. According to a recent series of tweets, that's what happened to comedian Kyle Ayers, who was enjoying a fall evening on a rooftop in Brooklyn – at least, until a couple in the middle of a full-on relationship meltdown decided to have a hilariously cliche-ridden break up right next to him. So he did what any internet-savvy comedian would do: share the moment with the world in a series of tweets.
After reading the tweets – particularly the one where the guy stops in the middle of the breakup to ask if they're still getting pizza – it's hard to argue with his conclusion. I've included the highlights below, but you can view the complete saga here.
