Sure, you could spend your $165 on testosterone and Old Spice, and it might make you look (and smell) like a man. But to really show off your Y-chromosome, you need this awesome handmade leather axe-sling, fashioned by Rilleau Leather of Vermont. You should also grow a bushy mustache.
Forget those little-girls' guns, with their easy-to-squeeze triggers and their purse-friendly dimensions. Real men use real tools to get the job done, and if stylish murder is on your mind, this brass-buckled chopper-holster will get you through it in elegant comfort. Fakerjacks need not apply.
$165, available now. Axe not included.
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