Nov 12, 2009 9:59 AM

Five for Fighting 11/12/09

# Obama rejects all Afghanistan troop options # Facebook update used as alibi # Robot negotiator ends Colorado siege # Taliban ringtones # Iraq ‘vet,’ Navy Cross ‘winner’ busted at high school reunion (High five: KA, @stevesilberman, @AfPakChannel)

# Obama rejects all Afghanistan troop options
*# Facebook update used as alibi *
# Robot negotiator ends Colorado siege
# Taliban ringtones
# Iraq 'vet,' Navy Cross 'winner' busted at high school reunion

(High five: KA, @stevesilberman, @AfPakChannel)

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