
The award for crook of the year goes to the as-of-yet-uncaptured robber who not only "wrested a bag of cash from an armored truck guard and escaped down a creek with an inner tube." He used "decoys summoned from a
Craigslist ad to distract witnesses," too, ABC News reports. Oh, and pepper spray.
The robbery happened went down in tiny Monroe, Washington. The thief wore a ventilator mask, and sprayed the armored truck guard, outside a Bank of America branch. Then he dashed for a creek running into the Skyomish River. He got in an yellow inner tube, and took off.
Meanwhile, "at least a dozen unsuspecting decoys" were standing around to confuse any potential pursuers. They were all recruited on Craigslist.
"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," KING-TV quotes a "Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe."
FBI spokeswoman Robbie Burroughs tells the Seattle Times that she'd never heard of anyone using an inner tube as a getaway vehicle.
[Photo: ABC; good catch: Schneier]