Phone Phreak Rap: You're In Jail, and I'm Not

Stuart Rosoff in a 2004 mug shot. Rosoff was sentenced last month to five years in prison for using Caller ID spoofing to get people raided by SWAT. Found on the internet: hackers rapping.

With Stuart Rosoff and his gang of SWATters all sentenced to up to five years in prison for sending cops bursting into the homes of their party line enemies, phone hackers and ersatz hip-hop artists Lucky225 and Lotus recorded this (.mp3) nerdcore track to taunt their convicted foes.

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We got enough diverters and PBXes We got all your docs, right here off of Lexis-Nexis We can pull everything about you right down to your social You’ll break down crying, a mess, homeless and get all emotional You won’t even be able to drive your own car Cus we reported it stolen By time they slap the cuffs on you — you wont have time to explain where you was goin’ Like Lotus said, the krew is not one to test You don’t wanna cross us, we are the very best

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Hit play to hear it for yourself. (Some lyrics may be offensive.)

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