15 years of Wired Fetish. That’s 442 pages of obsessive gear lust. We were bound to make a few bad selections... 3Desk Feb 1999 $70,000 The Unix version was an extra $5,000.
Cye Robovac =
description Sep 1999 $695 Roomba’s long-forgotten forefather. 
Sony Digital Mavica MVC-CD 1000 =
description Sep 2000 $1,299 Instead of keeping track of 4x6 snapshots, you got to keep track of 3.5-inch CDs. 
Hovery =
description Sep 2000 $3,150 One-person hovercraft failed to reinvent transportation infrastructure. 
Oakley Overthetop =
description Mar 2001 $175 We’re wearing ours this very moment. 
TrailSkate =
description Apr 2001 $499 We said: "Monster trucks for your feet!" As though that were a good thing. 
Izek =
description Apr 2001 $700 Finally, the marriage of a sewing machine and a Game Boy! 
Transformables =
description Aug 2001 $580 Jacket/lounge chair combo uncomfortable in both modes. 
Limited Edition Ice Mice =
description Feb 2002 $229 Not included: gigantic sense of self-importance. 
Personal Valet =
description Mar 2002 $799 We’ve long since run out of the required Procter & Gamble cleaning solution. 
Gibbs Aquada =
description Jan 2004 $250,000 British amphibious car suitable for 007 wannabes and Miami drug lords. 
Magic Theater =
description Feb 2004 $50 Projected kaleidoscopic images to lull kids, stoners to sleep. 
Airstream SkyDeck RV =
description Apr 2005 $261,996 The biggest, but not the priciest, item ever featured in Fetish. 
Nike MaxSight Contacts =
description Sep 2005 $60 Steroids proved a more convenient performance enhancer. 
iZ =
description Oct 2005 $40 Music toy featured seven rhythm tracks, none actually danceable. 
Optimus Keyboard =
description Oct 2005 $N/A Shipping soon! 
Geneva Sound System XL =
description Jan 2006 $1,075 Is my 66-pound iPod dock a little garish?
