"The thing would randomly reboot on me, play the sms sound when no sms's would come in, light up at night randomly and illuminate my room. The list goes on. The thing needed to be put down."
"Overheating problems, you say?"
"Stupid CRT goes smash!"
"For some reason this '2-GB fash' drive now has '0 kB.' Damn shame, too.... C6-5 = fast and far + long eject time."
"When NeXT announced that the first NeXT Cube was made of cast magnesium, I am sure that I was not the only person who imagined what fun could be had by setting it ablaze. Of course, at more than $7,000 each, I doubted that anybody would ever actually carry out the experiment."
"P.S. A degausser is a powerful fluctuating electromagnet designed to irrevocably destroy data on magnetic mediums. This one can knock out a router at 50 feet."
"The aftermath of what was left after dropping the phone down four flights of stairs, throwing it against a wall multiple times, and hitting it with any other object I could find. Brick phone no more!"
in my back garden provided the perfect send-off for it."
"Stress relief through violence!"
