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Apple Store Employees To Get New, More Embarrasing Uniforms

Over at Boing Boing Gadgets, wordsmith and ex-Wired blogger John Brownlee has committed to pixels possibly the best rant ever written. What’s got his goat? The new T-Shirts for Apple store employees, worst of which is reserved for the Genuises and reads “Not all heroes wear capes”. There’s a lot of things Apple Store employees […]

Brownlee-OperaNews1947photo.jpgOver at Boing Boing Gadgets, wordsmith and ex-Wired blogger John Brownlee has committed to pixels possibly the best rant ever written. What's got his goat? The new T-Shirts for Apple store employees, worst of which is reserved for the Genuises and reads "Not all heroes wear capes".

There's a lot of things Apple Store employees could do to be more likable, the first of which would be to stop wearing their own o-rings as moist, elastic turtlenecks and realize that working for $10 an hour rebooting iPods for a living does not make you a member of the cultural elite.

It actually gets better from there. Go read it. Now.

Apple Geniuses to get even more douchey [BBGadgets]