Gear

Scam Gadget: Golf Ball Dowser

There’s a problem with that dowsing lark: wealthy, stupid white people typically don’t need to find concealed underground streams. They need to find golf balls. Thankfully, the same technique works exactly as well for both! For $49, the Golf Ball Finder is yours. "IT IS TUNED TO HOME IN TO THE ELEMENTS FOUND IN ALL […]

Golfinder

There's a problem with that dowsing lark: wealthy, stupid white people typically don't need to find concealed underground streams. They need to find golf balls. Thankfully, the same technique works exactly as well for both! For $49, the Golf Ball Finder is yours.

"IT IS TUNED TO HOME IN TO THE ELEMENTS FOUND IN ALL GOLF BALLS.
PLEASE DON'T ASK US FOR THE THEORY OF ITS OPERATION. THAT'S THE MAIN
REASON WE HAVE NOT APPLIED FOR PATENTS WHICH WOULD EXPOSE THIS
TECHNOLOGY. IT'S ALSO A GREAT NOVELTY ITEM THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE FUN
WITH ESPECIALLY FOR THE GOLFER WHO HAS "EVERYTHING"!"

All the ball-challenged golfer must do is extend the antenna, hold it out and walk "in the general direction of your lost golf ball" until it "picks up the signal." The compass arm then points the way.

Care to send one our way for double-blind testing in the Gadget Lab? Didn't think so.

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