The temperature may be below zero, but you're not about to adjust the thermostat. Even in a light shirt, you're warm and comfortable – even if your breath does form an icy plume. Why? 'Cause you've got the energy-efficient heating system of the future: millimeter waves from your domestic Active Denial system -- or, as we've come to call it, the pain ray.
As Sharon found during her session as a guinea pig for the Active Denial pain ray, the beam is a very effective way of warming up your skin. And on a cold day, this might be such a bad thing.
We reported earlier on Raytheon's a patent for a security system which involves having millimeter wave emitters incorporated into walls or ceiling of a building. The aim is to provide a means of driving off intruders, but as the patent notes that the power of the beam can be varied from a very low beam used to detecting and tracking people, to higher power causing increasing amounts of heating (and pain).
But if you've got a system like that, why only use it for intruders? Set it to a lower level and it could replace central heating.
Of course, it's not a new idea. (Are there any really new ideas?). Ten years ago, New Scientist carried a piece titled, "Not cooking but warming - Serious researchers are turning themselves into living radiators by walking into giant microwave ovens."
This described the wacky idea of turning a room into a giant microwave oven as a means of keeping the people inside warm without having to waste energy warming up the air.
However, there were a number of problems with the idea. While microwaves would heat up internal organs, the skin always remains would still be cool and "you'd feel cold." However, a version using the Active Denial System's millimeter waves would be very different, and instead of warming your insides, it would efficiently warm your skin. Because the security system is designed to be able to track intruders and direct the beam to cover them, as a heating system it would be like having highly effective infra-red lamp that follows you around.
Outdoors, the system might be even more versatile. As well as allowing you to enjoy midwinter barbecues in comfort, it repel all sorts of pests. In addition to keeping out human intruders, it would keep birds off the fruit trees, prevent squirrels from digging up your bulbs
-- and discourage the neighbor's cat from using your flowerbeds as a litter tray. (Your own cat, identified by RFID chip or a tag on its collar, will bask in a warm glow all year round.)
But I can't see it being popular. Although the technology has improved, the main problem has not changed.
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