Ladies and Gentlemen, may we introduce you to the MP3 Smart Jacket, the perfect device to both annoy and repel members of the public. The music equivalent of a cellphone belt pouch, the harness hooks up to your MP3 player and trickles your tunes into passive speakers mounted on the shoulders, and a strap mounted controller skips tracks and adjusts volume.
The blurb says that it's "Ideal for jogging, biking, walking & skating". We say, keep your music to yourself, unless you have the balls to carry a D-Cell guzzling, 1980s Boombox with you to do the job properly. Currently unpriced, and probably best left that way.
Product page [Tech Tool USA via Reg Hardware]
