Valleywag's internet smackdown of Apple fans: the 50-word version.
"Apple zealots are more exasperating, piteous, and annoying than acolytes from any of the nerdisphere's other regions. They combine the cultists' droning single-mindedness with a fresh generation of ostentatious gadgets every six months. The grand irony? Apple ignores them all anyway, because the product’s good enough to sell itself."
They're annoying. They're tragic. They're Apple fans [Valleywag]
