Hey, check it! It's a video game where you play a creature who runs around a maze eating things! Monsters come after you, but under the right circumstances you can eat them too! Also, there's some fruit and stuff in the maze that you can eat for extra points! It's like no other game you've played before!
Seriously, though, while Square Meal does borrow a bit from Pac-Man, it's a very different game, and anyway I'll take it over yet another Pong or Tetris-inspired game.
