I won't pretend to understand this, but apparently certain segments of Japanese popular culture have a fascination with fake poo. Hence the Unchi Handlight Mascot, a series of three light-shining gadgets designed to resemble various fecal formations.
I do know this: If your turds look like the model pictured, you need to seek medical help. Or consider an exciting new career as a sideshow freak.
Japanese nano-tech breakthrough gives us world's first turd-themed flashlight [Digital World Tokyo]
