In other Wired News blogs:
Jennifer Hillner pilots an ass-kicking 2007 Touareg on VW's closed circuit, off-road terrain course at Sundance, as Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher eats her dust.
Bodyhack reports on a purported plan to use human fat to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.
Gadget Lab isn't sure what the 15 percent of 2-to-5-year-olds who use cell phones are doing with them ... but at least they're not driving.
