We were shocked — shocked! — at today's report by the Union of Concerned Scientists that Exxon Mobil Corporation had given not one, not two, but $16 million to 40-odd "ideological groups" between 1998 and 2005 "in a coordinated effort to mislead the public by discrediting the science behind global warming."
While Exxon Mobil nobly declined immediate comment, we'd like to speak up on their behalf.
Let's be honest: If anyone has an axe to grind here, isn't it these so-called "scientists"? After all, aren't "concerned" and "biased" practically synonyms? (As for "union," well, that just seals the deal.)
Besides, Exxon Mobil? As in "Exxon Valdez"? Be serious. Those people are professionals. If you don't believe me, just look at the numbers.
In a double-reverse neo-Godwin, the "concerned scientists" even invoke the T-word:
To top it off, the claim isn't original: Last September, The Royal Society, Britain's leading scientific academy, wrote to Exxon Mobil asking it to halt support for groups that "misrepresented the science of climate change."
Bottom line: If these "scientists" are so "concerned," let them spend their time on something useful. How about a superglue for ice shelves?






