Jan 10, 2007 3:44 PM

Sushi-Eating Sex Slave Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3CoV_DPEPQ This clip from filmmakers B-17 shows sushi-eating with random Cheerio tonguing and cosplay, with Kyu Sakamoto’s famous song, Ue Wo Muite Aruko, in the background. I like how YouTubers commented on how authentic the way she eats sushi actually is. (Thanks, Ryan!)

This clip from filmmakers B-17 shows sushi-eating with random Cheerio tonguing and cosplay, with Kyu Sakamoto's famous song, Ue Wo Muite Aruko, in the background.

I like how YouTubers commented on how authentic the way she eats sushi actually is.

(Thanks, Ryan!)

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