Stain Detector Light Unveils Hidden Horrors

Ask yourself one question before buying something like Miles Kimball’s Stain Detector Light: do you really want to see the secret kingdom of UV-luminescent stains? Consider X-Ray vision, for example. It would be just fine until you realize you can’t unsee all the semi-digested food and bowel-navigating turds. It would color your perception of the […]

Staindetectorlight111Ask yourself one question before buying something like Miles Kimball's Stain Detector Light: do you really want to see the secret kingdom of UV-luminescent stains?

Consider X-Ray vision, for example. It would be just fine until you realize you can't unsee all the semi-digested food and bowel-navigating turds. It would color your perception of the entire world. And this is basically the same deal, only for urine-stained hotel sheets and other, even less savory encrustations.

The light is $7 and requires 2 AA batteries.

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