
The Rejection Hotline number is the one thing the attractive celibate should never leave home without. The last-ditch defense of the eternally polite and non-confrontational. From their FAQ:
The Rejection Hotline people insist that this is a public service, and I can see their point. Rejected people occasionally become angry, sometimes threatening, but always embarrassing.
Still, I prefer the personal touch. Or personal slap, as it may be.
The Rejection Hotline [Official Site]
