Penny Arcade Alliance Enacts Mass Genocide on Dark Iron

The Penny Arcade Alliance, a collection of Penny Arcade-themed guilds on the Dark Iron server, has achieved outrageous (and borderline arousing) victory after a 900-man assault against the Horde’s capital cities. Jesus CHRIST.

Manif, of the guild “Knights of Arcadia”, sent this gloating press release to the Azeroth Metroblog:

After several days of planning and reconnaissance the members of the Penny Arcade Alliance were told to meet up in Darnassus for a surprise.

At 7pm server time everyone was told that the Penny Arcade Alliance was launching a full scale attack on all three horde cities.

Everyone immediately began forming raids and awaited their assignments. Groups were sent out on diversionary raids against the Orgrimmar gates, Brill, Tarren Mill, and Crossroads, while the elite PVE raiders […] were summoned into the capital cities for assaults on the racial leaders, as well as every single NPC we could find.

Falling short of total domination in the Undercity alone (probably due to lag and server wipe), the PAA has shown gigantic, pulsating testicular fortitude. In their own words, “the gauntlet has been thrown down. This is the face of world PVP now.”

I wish I coulda been there.

You think your realm has world PvP? [Azeroth Metroblog, via WoW Insider]