It's Christmas Day, and chances are, you're too drunk, full, or tired of wrapping presents to have sex tonight. At least that's what UK tabloid The Sun found out on in a survey last week. 59% said they stay abstinent because of the stress of dealing with in-laws and from stuffing their faces, and 90% of women claim they'd spent too much energy on wrapping presents to be wrapping their legs around anyone. 68% percent plan to make up for the lack of Christmas sex on New Years.
This reminds me of how a lot of my married friends, when asked whether they had sex on their wedding night, responded: "Are you kidding? We were exhausted. We passed out cold as soon as we got to the honeymoon suite."
Brits flop on Christmas day [The Sun]
