How can you not want to buy these awesome new Serenity action figures? The Jayne isn't as cool as the Jayne figure from the "Jaynestown" episode, but he's still looking good. Plus, Mal! River is cool too, but Mal is my man. Somehow the fact that they're made out PVC makes them seem vaguely kinky, as if they were something I'd buy from Hot Topic – not that I shop at Hot Topic or anything. I'm just saying.
