Lore: Plankton are among the smallest creatures on Earth, but they feed on one of the largest creatures: obese elephants.
Lisa: The other night, we tried to go to a bar called Slide. The cool thing about it is that it has a slide in it. But the people sucked. So after waiting a half hour in the stupid "not on the guest list" line, we decided to get back in the car and drive-by silly string them instead. That was much more fun.
Annalee: I learned a valuable lesson over the weekend. Never hit on anyone two weeks before he or she is going home for the holidays.
John: The strange quasi-Slavic woman at the local convenient store drives me mad whenever I buy something. "Mmmmthankin' you!" she says, as if she's a buggy cyborg describing her current action state. I hate her.
