Nov 10, 2006 3:00 PM

The Smiley Intervention

I agree with this guy, but to be honest I’d stop using the letter “e” if he told me to in that tone of voice. I’m not sure why exclamation points reduce the number of cats, but it is not my place to question the angry bald accent guy.

I agree with this guy, but to be honest I'd stop using the letter "e" if he told me to in that tone of voice. I'm not sure why exclamation points reduce the number of cats, but it is not my place to question the angry bald accent guy.

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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