I just couldn't sit on this one until Spring. I hear the New Year's Baby wants to kick your ass, too.
The Easter Bunny Hates You
I just couldn’t sit on this one until Spring. I hear the New Year’s Baby wants to kick your ass, too.
Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More
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