Do you sometimes wish you could stick more than just your finger up your ass? Well, thank god for the mysterious, inventive butt-plug company that specializes in making butt-plugs that look like people we all know. There's the George Dubya Tush, the Smell Gibson (it's a special Bravefart Edition), and the Parass Hilton. They're all made of "state-of-the-art" rubber and silicone, so you don't have to worry about weird rashes or butt-burn.
The greatest news of all is that you can have butt-plugs custom-made to look like someone you know. Just send in a photograph (must be a close-up profile), and you could be sticking all kinds of people's faces up your ass.
I haven't told them yet, but I'm thinking of getting one each for Brownlee, Lore, and Annalee. Perfect Christmas present for my fellow ToM-ers, don't you think?
Celebrity Butt-Plugs [Strange New Products]
