Digging for Gold in the Bully Thread

I stumbled on the Bully thread in the SA forums the other day and found a slew of good items. We’ll start this off with a suitably meta wardrobe screenshot, from RiffRaff1138:

At last, a good reason to become a jump-button masher:

Yodzilla posted:
Instead of walking or running, has anyone tried jumping repeatedly for movement? Jimmy nances from foot to foot in the faggiest way possible. It's an exact replica of how the pimp runs after Homer during the New York episode of the Simpsons. This is by far the most hilarious was to hotfoot it away from danger.

And finally, more evidence that Bully is one of the greatest games of all time for anecdotes:

Guy LeDouche posted:
I
started a new game, so I'm just running around in Chapter 1 beating the shit out of anybody that looks at me wrong. I come across Crabblesnitch
[the dean] yelling at one of the little kids, so I ran up and gave
Crabblesnitch a wedgie.

Sure, I got busted fast, but I'm pretty much a legend now.

I've just started playing again after a break following my special edition disc self-destructing. The game is continually entertaining, making me laugh regularly and constantly giving me new things to do. I'm hoping for a Bully franchise, and have a dream of boarding school scenarios set in different places and times.

Imagine a Harry Potter-style game like this, or one set in a
Victorian orphanage or workhouse? Instead of Jimmy Hopkins you'd be
Oliver Fist, towheaded terror of London!
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