Bungie Proposes Female Vox on Halo 3

It’s been a vagina-heavy postload over here in the Eliza zone of Game|Life, and for that I apologize. One more femme thing and then I’m done for a while, creeping back to my assumption that if I just ignore female humans long enough, they’ll crumble to dust and blow away.

It has come to my attention that a significant chunk of our playership is female. I myself am constantly pooned and then humped by ladies. That is not sexy like it sounds, btw. It’s humiliating. Anyway, one of the things we’re looking at for Halo 3 multiplayer (Master Chief is all man) is adding a female voice to the Spartan character should you choose it as part of your custom character.

If we do it, it won’t be comical, stereotypical or insulting – we’ll pick a great, strong female actress who can pull off bloodcurdling death cries and rattles. And we’re not promising anything, we’re just trying to gauge interest. If you girls think it would be cool, then comment in the forums, spam me with PMs or start a petition on your own sites and forums.

One big “yea” vote from me, Elizotron 8000. But I would ask Bungie to not lose sight of the comedy potential for any voice acting position, regardless of sex. Lucy Lawless, as one of the GayGamer commentors pointed out, would be perfect. That pic I posted earlier made me all nostalgic.

But if they cast Michele Rodrigez, I'll have to do some screaming of my own. And not the fun, knee-deep-in-blood, headshot-euphoria kind, either.

Bungie Weekly Update [Bungie]