Oct 11, 2006 12:37 PM

Turkish Star Trek Knockoff

Hey, what if we re-made the original Star Trek series, only with worse special effects? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utqnLoDfG3Y Hmm. Still beats Star Trek: Enterprise.

Hey, what if we re-made the original Star Trek series, only with worse special effects?

Hmm. Still beats Star Trek: Enterprise.

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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