Oct 10, 2006 11:54 AM

The Ultimate Collectible -- Video Short

Finally, something to get your aunt for Christmas. You know, the one who keeps getting you sweater vests and demanding pictures of you in them. (Contains swears)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2cQyraFxC8

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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