Oct 26, 2006 10:51 AM

Super Smash Flash

Now you can play something resembling the classic Super Smash Bros. in your browser! You can even play against someone else, assuming you’re close enough friends with them that you’re comfortable sharing a keyboard. It’s Super Smash Flash!

Smashflash Now you can play something resembling the classic Super Smash Bros. in your browser! You can even play against someone else, assuming you're close enough friends with them that you're comfortable sharing a keyboard. It's Super Smash Flash!

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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