Oct 16, 2006 11:30 AM

David Blaine Magic Spoof

“David Blaine” performs feats to astound and disturb you in this video spoof. If your need to hear the f-word fifty times a day to live, this should be very healthy for you.

"David Blaine" performs feats to astound and disturb you in this video spoof. If your need to hear the f-word fifty times a day to live, this should be very healthy for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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