Oct 19, 2006 2:37 PM

Ask a Ninja -- Ninature Golf

I’m trying to figure out if the Ask a Ninja ninja is Zefrank in disguise, or if they just have the same video editor. At any rate, the latest Ask a Ninja is in fine form, addressing the little-known ninja sport of “niniature golf.”

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I'm trying to figure out if the Ask a Ninja ninja is Zefrank in disguise, or if they just have the same video editor. At any rate, the latest Ask a Ninja is in fine form, addressing the little-known ninja sport of "niniature golf."

Award-winning humorist Lore Sjöberg is the author of The Book of Ratings, a founder of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and the creator of The Cyborg Name Decoder. His work has appeared in Wired magazine, Adbusters, and has appeared on NPR's Talk of the Nation and All Things Considered. ... Read More

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