Stealth Switch: Why do I not have one of these?

Well, maybe I don't have one because I work from a home office most of the time. But when I'm onsite with a software client and sneaking in a Sex Drive blog post or column research, it sure would come in handy to have a Stealth Switch (available at ThinkGeek).

Quickly install the software and plug the hidden foot switch in (it goes either between the keyboard and your computer, or just into an available USB port) and you are safe. It hides in the shadows and just a light tap of your toes will let it work its magic. Based on your preferences, it can hide the current window, hide all windows, or hide all windows except for specified windows. Not just minimize, mind you, but totally erase from your screen. The Stealth Switch can also mute the sound, hide the taskbar, hide the desktop icons, and password protect the restore function. When the coast is clear, another quick tap and you are ready to frag in peace.

ThinkGeek is pretending it's a safety switch for gamers but we all know it would work just as well for hiding un-work-related IM conversations (especially those that have words like "cock" and "mmmmm") and naughty pictures.

Or so I've heard.

Oh what the hell. I'll order one, just for fun.