Sex toy review site includes section on men's toys

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LoveHoney launched a sex toy review site, Orgasm Army, last year as a central place to rate and comment on various toys (and read others' opinions to help guide your purchases). The section on men's toys has everything from pumps to rings to sleeves to – well, you'll see.

I'm not all that thrilled with the army metaphor, but I get a kick out of how people write their reviews. Some seem to think they're in Penthouse Letters.

Example:

"This sleek black plug comes with a pump so once it is inside it can be made ahem, 'comfortable' by pumping untill you feel filled. The best part of the 'hole' experience is the amount of spunk one ejaculates, in relation to how little one cums without it. The first time my lover and I tried this we were unsure, however, once my love had my hardened rod in her mouth she noticed how fuller and aroused than usual I was. I was able to pound her through 4 squirt soaking orgasms before I covered her in more cum than I thought possible, the sensation in my ass was amazing! each contaction sent wads flying and shivers through my ass and up my spine. Needles to say I'm hooked and lovin it! I reccomend a but plug to anyone..... ENJOY!"

"Hardened rod"? "squirt soaking orgasms"?

On the other hand, when I review sex toys, I have fun with my prose, so I don't see why other people wouldn't do the same.

Regardless, it's an interesting collection of products and reviews.