President Bush is tapping the nation's oil reserves so Americans won't have their summer vacation plans screwed up by $5-a-gallon prices at the gas pump. Meanwhile, the oil companies are rolling in it, literally. Chevron was the latest U.S. oil company to report obscene earnings, posting a first-quarter profit up 49 percent to $4 billion. ConocoPhillips and Exxon Mobil have reported similar earnings and between them the companies earned $15.7 billion during the first three months of 2006. Chevron said its profits would have been $300 million higher if not for production problems caused by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita last year. Your heart just goes out to them.
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President Bush is tapping the nation’s oil reserves so Americans won’t have their summer vacation plans screwed up by $5-a-gallon prices at the gas pump. Meanwhile, the oil companies are rolling in it, literally. Chevron was the latest U.S. oil company to report obscene earnings, posting a first-quarter profit up 49 percent to $4 billion. […]