A nice round-up of the most expensive toys

Mark Morford rounds up the Porches and Perignons of vibrators in his Friday column.

It is a time of great wonder and sporadic hope and hot liquid sighs masquerading as just another day in your life. It is a time of vital physical awakening and innovative technological excellence resulting in unprecedented levels of vibratory genital bliss. Wait, did you read that correctly? Yes, you read that correctly.

It is a time, in other words, of $500 vibrators, of $1,500 mountable sex chairs, of $4,000 ruby-encrusted titanium dildos, of an unprecedented array of truly decadent adult sex toys designed to reawaken the mysteries of the cosmos even as they terrify the godsmacked conservative right, a group that would have us all wrap our sinful bodies in black sackcloth and pack our genitalia in concrete lest we all quiver and implode and sing shameless love songs to the devil.

Funny stuff, and I learned about a couple of options I hadn't known about before.

No male-specific toys on the list, alas.