Another step toward equality

Heidi Fleiss wants to get back in the business – legally, this time, and with a twist.

Heidi Fleiss Wants to Open "Stud Farm" for Women

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss said in remarks reported Thursday that she is joining with a Nevada brothel owner to open the state's first house of prostitution in which men cater to women.

"Heidi's Stud Farm" will charge customers $250 an hour, she told the Los Angeles Times.

"Women are more independent these days; they make more money and it's hard to meet people," Fleiss told The Times yesterday as she packed her bags for what she said would be a permanent move to Nevada.

I don't know if it's just my mood this morning but you know what? It sounds good to me. I mean really, why not. Make a it road trip with your girlfriends.

Have a nice lunch at one of the fancy restaurants on the Strip. Get a pedicure, maybe a facial. Head out to the stud farm for stroking, cuddling, lots of foreplay, a temporary lover totally devoted to your pleasure, familiar with female sexual response. (He'd better be; otherwise just get a massage and save about $160 per hour.)

Meet up again with the girls for appetizers and drinks and talk for hours about your experiences, then fall asleep flushed and happy and dream. Then back to real life the next day.

Somehow it just sounds more relaxing, and probably safer in some respects, than using online dating as one's stud farm.