Tired/Wired

Tired/Wired

Tired/Wired

Tired
__Wired__Internet backlash
Homepage backlash

Microbrew beer
Microbrew cola

TV commercials with URLs
TV commercials for URLs

Pat Schroeder
Her retirement

Stealth parentage
Selling out

X-Men
Peanuts

"Must See TV"
Watching CBS die

Personal homepages
Your own alt.fan newsgroup

God
Omega Point Theory

Andrew Shue
Elisabeth Shue

Toy Story action figures
Vintage Burger King theme glasses

Apple Newton
Sharp Zaurus PI-5000

Modern primitives
Neo-Victorians

Loans to Third World governments
Microenterprise development

FTC, DOJ
The marketplace

'70s fashion nostalgia
'80s videogame nostalgia

Brute-force cryptanalysis
Timing-attack cryptanalysis

Rocket Science
Psygnosis

Veganism
Pica eating disorder

Stealing car radios
Stealing air bags